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My name is Schma, I’ve studied social work. To support and improve my skills in wasting time on the internet I've set up this tumblr.

Expectation is the root of all heartache.

— William Shakespeare (via skeptical-dreamer)

Everything sounds better when you add "but everything changed when the fire nation attacked" at the end of a sentence.
  • Harry Potter: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  • The Hunger Games: When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  • Game of Thrones: The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  • Edgar Allan Poe: 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
  • The Bible: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

Find Your Color ↘

labwork:

xlooking-glassx:

you are darkslateblue
#483D8B

Your dominant hue is blue, making you a good friend who people love and trust. You’re good in social situations and want to fit in. Just be careful not to compromise who you are to make them happy.

Your saturation level is medium - You’re not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it’s required of you. You probably don’t think the world can change for you and don’t want to spend too much effort trying to force it.

Your outlook on life can be bright or dark, depending on the situation. You are flexible and see things objectively.

you are darkredviolet
#600B40


Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can’t leave behind. You can influence others on days when you’re patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.

Your saturation level is high - you get into life and have a strong personality. Everyone you meet will either love you or hate you - either way, your goal is to get them to change the world with you. You are very hard working and don’t have much patience for people without your initiative.

Your outlook on life is slightly darker than most people’s. You try to see things for what they are and face situations honestly. You’d rather get to the point than look for what’s good.

Mine is eerily accurate o.O

you are orchid
#DA70D6
Your dominant hues are red and blue. You’re confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be.

Your saturation level is lower than average - You don’t stress out over things and don’t understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.

Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.

#after watching this for the millionth time i’ve realized this is what i must sound like when im fangirling out loud

I’m crying. 

skelletang:

octopieces:

inspectahradio:

blanketforyourshock:

j-moriarty:

Omfg this pen. Those noises. I came. 

My mouth is watering.

jesus this is beautiful

A. S. M. R.

JE. SUS. CHRIST.

I want to solve sudoku with this thing

Can somebody please write me letters with this pen + handwriting so I can use them as wallpaper?